Flatulence or farting in bed
The only kind of wind that should ever occur between the sheets is the fluttering of sheets. People laugh if they fart in the bed, however, really?? I forgive my pup only because she doesn’t know any better and she is on top of the sheets!
It isn’t ladylike or gentlemanly and it is just gross. Oh and if there is an odour following it? If you are in bed alone it is purely your choice and only you have to know. However, respect others if you are not alone.
It is not hard to get out of bed and go to the toilet or bathroom and relieve yourself there. If it is a true accident then be apologetic and make the person more comfortable again. And remember – accidents are very infrequent if you are true to yourself! I think if anyone farts while someone is in bed with them the farter should sleep elsewhere on a hard surface and fart all they like!!!